Yes, these are the Misfit Toys* featured in the classic holiday special, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer**. Things have changed since 1964, when the world was first exposed to the island sanctuary for toys that no little boy or girl loved. Thanks to elevated awareness, toy discrimination is a thing of the past. Veritas Marketing’s team has identified Misfit Toys that need a forever home. Please review the available Misfit Toys that are currently enrolled in the adoption process:

Dolly for Sue

While Dolly for Sue seems perfectly normal on the outside, in 2007, Arthur Rankin revealed that Dolly considers herself a misfit due to her low self-esteem issues. Modern toy medications have minimized her psychological problem, making Dolly a terrific, empathetic toy for girls named Sue.


Charlie-in-the-Box

A Jack-in-the-Box claiming that no child wants to play with a Charlie-in-the-Box, he was once abducted by the Toy Maker, Mr. Cuddles. Charlie is strong-willed, protective and alert. He may be overly concerned with his environment when adapting to a new home. He is best suited for homes with few visitors. This is the perfect toy for anyone with a quiet solitary life.


Squirt Gun that Shoots Grape Jelly

This toy should never have been exiled to the island of Misfit Toys. Squirt guns can be filled with any liquid or viscous substance. This toy became a misfit through basic user error. Since its first use as a grape-jelly gun, it began generating the tasty purple substance. Squirt gun is ideal for homes with lots of bread and peanut butter.


Spotted Elephant

The lucky recipient of this Misfit Toy will receive a real white elephant, one with spots. In the animated movie, the Spotted Elephant guided Rudolph, Hermey and Yukon Cornelius to their cabin. He enjoys being of service to people and doing chores. His ideal home is one with plenty of tasks and work that needs to be done, such as a farm.


Bird that Swims

This lovable bird doesn’t fly. It swims. While well-established that this toy has no power of flight, once in Santa’s sleigh at the end of the movie, the elf in charge denies it an umbrella parachute supplied to all the other toys and is heartlessly tossed off the sleigh. Thankfully, a flock of snow geese saved it and returned it to the island of Misfit Toys. This toy does not require a life vest and is suitable for homes with bathtubs without jacuzzi jets.


Boat that Can’t Stay Afloat

Boat has an inherent buoyancy issue, which ultimately makes it unable to do the one thing that boats are engineered to do—float. This toy’s ideal home is one without a pool. Both above- and in-ground pools are a health risk for Boat. It gets along best with those who avoid the beach in favor of non-water related activities, such as playing chess.


Cowboy Who Rides an Ostrich

Even though ostriches aren’t from the Western United States, Cowboy’s maker was adamant on saddling him on an ostrich. Faster than a horse, the ostrich can also defend its territory with its powerful kick, which is strong enough to kill a potential robber or predator, such as a lion. Cowboy Who Rides an Ostrich is best suited for a home with a large yard and no horses or dogs.

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*Misfit Toys are non-refundable and non-transferable. The recipient will be stuck with it for the life of the toy or the human, whichever comes first.

** Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a 1964 Christmas stop motion animated television special produced by Videocraft International, Ltd. (later known as Rankin/Bass Productions) and currently distributed by Universal Television.